Take-a-Ticket: Dad Jokes
Free Shipping over $150
30 day returns
Click & Collect Melbourne
A new concept in dad humor: a take-anywhere, use-as-needed mini box of comic gold!
When things get entirely too serious, this goofy little ticket dispenser always has a tear-able pun ready and waiting. Reach for it when you want to make kids laugh, adults groan, and teenagers roll their eyes.
Jokes include:
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison
What do you call the littlest bear? Bear minimum
If the USA is so great, why did they make the USB?
How do you organize a party in space? You planet
DAD JOKES ON DEMAND: Welcome to your one-stop joke shop in a box! Take a ticket whenever you need a good chuckle, guffaw, eye roll, or belly laugh.
SPREAD SMILES: This small package is jam-packed with knee-slappers, one-liners, and wacky wisecracks. Toss a ticket in a packed lunch, birthday card, or care package to spread the silliness around!
MAKE THE TIME FLY: Perfect for road trips or rainy days, this little box of jokes will have the whole family in stitches. Grab one before the next family vacation—you can pull a ticket anytime you hear, "Are we there yet?"
GOOD THINGS IN SMALL PACKAGE: Giftable and portable hexagon-shaped box includes 200 perforated tickets, each printed with a joke, pun, or ha-ha only a dad would come up with. Pair with a funny tie, silly socks, or Groucho Marx glasses to create the ultimate dad present.
Perfect for:
Father’s Day, birthday, or any dad-tastic occasion
Class clowns and pun lovers
Parents and grandparents who want to amuse or embarrass their offspring
Kids who want to amuse or embarrass their parents
Road trippers, campers, and anyone looking to pass the time with a group
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Shipping & returns
Shipping Within Australia
Standard Shipping: $12.95 flat rate for orders under $150
Free Shipping: Orders over $150 (Australia only)
Carrier: All parcels are sent via Australia Post
Tracking: Tracking details are emailed once your order is shipped. If you haven’t received them, contact shop@qvwc.org.au
Delivery Time: Orders are processed within 1–2 business days. Delivery takes 1–5 business days depending on your location
Express Shipping: Not available at this time
Multiple Addresses: Each delivery address must be placed as a separate order.
International Shipping
International shipping is available.
Costs are quoted based on your order. For assistance, please contact shop@qvwc.org.au
Returns & Exchanges
We want you to love your purchase. We offer returns for change of mind on all full‑priced items within 30 days of purchase.
Eligibility:
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Item must be unused, in original condition, and in original packaging
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Receipt or proof of purchase is required
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Perishable items (food, cosmetics) cannot be returned
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Do not send returns directly to the maker/artist/manufacturer
Items returned after 30 days, or not in original condition, may be eligible for a partial refund or store credit at our discretion.
How to Return
Visit us in store to process your return or exchange your item(s).
Mail your return to: QVWC SHOP 210 Lonsdale Street Melbourne, VIC 3000 Australia
You are responsible for return postage costs. These are non‑refundable and will be deducted from your refund if applicable. For items over $75, we recommend using a trackable service or purchasing shipping insurance.
Please email shop@qvwc.org.au to let us know your return is on its way.
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